Bonetown
reviewed January 2, 2010
It's not very often that a game is able to be offensive from almost every angle, yet so enticing that you just have to give it a try. Bonetown is all of the above and more. At first glance, it seems like Grand Theft Auto copy with sex, but there is much more to it than that. Like fighting, prolific drug use, alcohol consumption, open sex propositions to just about any female character imaginable, and more. To top it off, your progress throughout the game is measured by the size of your balls. No kidding folks, your balls are your ticket to winning the game. Lets break it down and examine the winning points of this fine new addition from D-Dub Software:
3D Graphics
Bonetown is a highly stylized 3D sex based game, with all of the characters looking somewhat cartoonish, similar in style to newer Disney/Pixar movies. They are low poly-count models, but look quite good for the stylized look. Even the nether regions of the characters are mono-toned, and simplified. Your character's dick is a creme-colored shaft with simplified balls hanging down (they'll get bigger, just keep playing). The women's pussies and assholes are also very simplified, but again, this works well with the stylized look of the game.
Game-play
Bonetown is basically a sex adventure game, with an open environment to explore, both indoors and out. Your incentive and purpose is to get bigger balls, which you do by the obvious methods of fighting other male characters to steal their identities. You can start fights and reap the rewards of bigger balls, while stealing any weapon the foe has. As your arsenal increases, you'll be fighting more powerful dudes, and finding hotter women to ask for sexual favors.
Interactivity and Virtual Sex
You can approach any woman in the game to ask for sex; try her for a blowjob, missionary sex, or anal sex. She may tell you no way in hell, depending on what you ask her for, so to speak. In the beginning of the game, you'll have a hard time finding hot women who will say yes to your advances; you'll only get some from fat street whores. But as you progress there will be more and more hot women wanting your cock and heavy balls.
Control and Animation
The controls are similar to most adventure games, allowing free movement in the game world, with special zones of activity. For instance, you can select a guy on the street to fight, or a woman in a house to sexually proposition.
The actual sex is straightforward and, at times somewhat boring. However, that's really not the key enjoyable factor in Bonetown. You'll find that the lowbrow humor and obviously over-the-top character quotes, drug use, and ball size growth make this game a lot of fun.
Overall Thoughts
In the words of the Bonetown website, it's all about "fucking, fighting and getting fucked up...
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Well, I'm glad I did, and would recommend you to check it out if you're into action adventure porno comedy video games. This game comes very highly recommended, right up there with 3DSexVilla 2.